Daria on stage, behind a podium
Daria: So the one person I'd like to thank more than
any other is my very own sister, Quinn Morgendorffer. My sister
Quinn has forgotten more about self-esteem than I'll ever know. Are
you out there sis? Stand up and let me thank you.
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Jane on stage, behind a podium
Jane: I just want to say how proud I am today. Knowing
that I have self-esteem gives me even more self-esteem. On the
other hand, knowing that all of you know that I had low self-esteem
makes me feel... kinda bad. Like a big failure or something.
I, uh, I want to go home.
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Jane sitting behind Daria in class
Jane: He doesn't know what it means. He's got the
speech memorized. Just enjoy the nice man's soothing voice.
Daria: How am I supposed to follow him if I don't know
what he's talking about?
Jane: I can fill you in later. I've taken this
course six times.
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Helen, Jake and Daria at the dinner table
Jake: What was she upset about, exactly?
Daria: She felt I should have thanked you and mom as
well.
Helen: No, we should thank you for being such a great
kid. Graduating from self-esteem school three weeks early is
quite an achievment.
Daria: Maybe we should all go out and celebrate.
Helen: Oh, I'd love to Daria, but... (holds up her date
book)
Jake: Yah. Take a rain-check, though.
Daria: I don't know. My self-esteem feels like
it's starting to slip.
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